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GIFTS

WHAT MEN WANT-- WHAT WOMEN HATE

Gifts For Men

It’s that time of year once again where men all across Canada are biting their nails wondering what they're going to get for Christmas from their wives or girlfriends. A tie? New socks? Pots and pans? A jar filled with air? Oh better yet, that silly sweater- oh wait she bought two so we can match! God only knows what we will unwrap, only to paste that happy smile and say the words she wants to hear- I LOVE it honey!

This year, ladies can you please- pretty please-give us the gift we want? Just because were men, doesn’t mean that we are going to jump up and down at the sight of a new cordless drill.

There is no such thing as the "perfect" gift. Every man is different, with unique tastes and preferences. A carpenter might prefer a new set of tools, a working professional might appreciate a new stylish wallet, while an outdoors man might rejoice at a three-day getaway. The important thing is that your gift demonstrates that you actually put some thought into it -- according to our hobbies and interests (minus the porn).

Here are some gift ideas for women to consider.

DVD COLLECTIONS

Come on ladies, you know what movies are our favourites, the key here is what movies WE like, you know, James Bond, The Spranos, a little Godfather...

GADGETS

The cool kind, like an iPad, surround sound system, kick ass large screen T.V....

TICKETS

Especially sports, but a ticket for our favourite concert would be very cool...

COLOGNE

We like to smell good!

CLOTHES

Admittedly there are lots of men out there that do not like to shop. However, if you have a guy that loves to shop I would recommend a gift certificate to his favourite men’s store.

BONUS

All-Inclusive

For the really good "boy" all year long why not treat him to a combination of dinner, a DVD collection, a DVD player, surround sound AND tickets to his favourite team, and cap it off with a night of magic lovemaking!

Worst Gifts For Her

How Not to Ruin Your Marriage This Holiday Season-You may just be surprised to discover that despite her smiles on Christmas morning she may just be dreading opening those gifts. Hey- does anyone see a reoccurring theme here? More pasted smiles, more declarations of loving something you secretly loath.

So let's be honest here shall we, men, we DO NOT want:

COOKWARE AND GADGETS

We want you to see us a bit of a more romantic light. As your friend, your lover, and your companion, not as the scullery maid!

AUTOMATIC CAR STARTERS

While the man in their life may be giving the car starter with the good intention of seeing the love of his life has a warm car to get into that is not the message we get. The message we receive is that you don't want to be bothered being gentlemanly and cleaning off our cars and starting them. That you would rather linger in a nice warm house and send us off to work in the frigid cold. Unreasonable I know, but again we want our presents to have a bit more romance.

MAGAZINE SUBSCRIPTIONS

There is only ever one reason that is ever acceptable as a gift: she has written a story that you have secretly sent to the magazine and it has been published. Then you may present the magazine as gift but only that one magazine not an entire subscription. Even then you might want to hedge your bets by marking the page and including a note along the lines of "To the most beautiful and talented woman in the world."

FOOTY PAJAMAS

A man should never, ever, buy his wife that kind of bedroom wear, even if she sleeps in them 24/7. If you are buying her sleep attire then buy her something with lace, and that is elegant and beautiful. Buy her something that says you desire her and you can think of some interesting ways to keep her warm at night. Don't tell her to cover herself from head to foot when she is in bed with you!

WRINKLE CREAM

I know, I know, but yes, at times, men CAN be that stupid! Buying the women in your life wrinkle cream will make them feel about the same as your would to receive Rogaine as a gift. Keep that in mind when your hand reaches for those attractive little baskets on those shelves at the local Walmart.

IT'S SMPLE—REALLY

While every woman on your shopping list appreciates the time and effort you spend picking out a gift just for her, they really do prefer a gift that tells them that you find them attractive, fun, and that you enjoy being with them.

Happy Holidays Everyone

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As seen in the December Issue of Main Street Magazine.

Printed in Canada, ISSN: 1920-4299 by Rain Enterprises

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